Out Of My Mind On A Monday Mornin’

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December 3, 2012 and 61 degrees. The ice in the Artic Circle is melting so fast that researchers have no idea what is going on. Is global warming for real or is this just another phenomenon the planet is going through? One thing for certain, ski resorts are not loving it.

Speaking of not loving it, McDonald’s sales were off for the first time in years. Apparently they were too focused on drinks and not their $1 value menu. Their last big hit was McCafe. But don’t worry, the McRib is back this month.

Who decided the width of toilet paper? And who decided the size of the roll? One thing for sure, those rolls keep getting smaller and smaller. Oh, who decides who changes the rolls???

Looks like the only more inept coaching staff than the Spartans is the Lions. I sort of understand college sports but pro sports? Has any Lion’s coach disappointed its fans more than Schwartz? The more amazing thing is that fans aren’t hollering for his departure because they know the real issue is the team’s ownership. Isn’t William Clay Ford the longest loser of any pro sports team owner? Watch how the Lions change when he is no longer the owner.

The Spartans are going to the what bowl? Buffalo Wild Wings? The only thing that I can relate to is slimy fingers going into the slimy mouths and those same fingers doing it 50 times or more. Luckily the game is on at 10:15PM and we won’t have to endure the pain of yet another senseless money grabbing bowl season. Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl? Luckily there will be one good game. And why is it Nick Saban keeps on winning?

More than one million people a day use an indoor tanning salon and the industry does more than $5 billion a year.

Lady Jane’s Haircuts for Men keeps opening new locations and Chad Johnson keeps on advertising $10 haircuts done by women dressed just like guys like them dressed. I clicked on 97.1 online to listen to the game yesterday and up came a photo spread from Maxim. Sex sells and Chad knows that first hand. Ironically, he is also opening up LUV manicure/pedicure studios as well and there is nothing sexy about them but good pricing and good service. Peace Out!

Why would a music video be viewed more than 900 million times?

Pizza is the fastest growing category of fast food. It seems we cannot get enough of it. Actually what’s better than bread and hot cheese?

Is there a must-have Christmas gift this year? It doesn’t appear to be so, and certainly nothing like the Cabbage Patch craze of years ago.

No one remembers who won second place. Certainly Romney knows this, he has virtually disappeared since losing last month.

The day before Christmas should be a national holiday.

Happy Monday!

6 Responses to “Out Of My Mind On A Monday Mornin’”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    it’s wicked awesome

  2. T T Says:

    Wow, I didn’t know that the owner of Lady Janes was the owner of LUV’s too! I learned something new today. I love going to LUV’s! You are treated like royality, the place is clean and well organized and they have labels on all of their products. I also love the waterwall!
    I agree, Christmas Eve should be a national holiday :)

  3. Gary Lincoln Says:

    Wonder what the MSRID reports are like at the toilet paper companies.

  4. Linda D Says:

    As a huge LSU and Spartan fan I don’t call him Sabin, I call him Satan!!
    That Georgia game was a heartbreaker!! Who knows maybe Sabin will meet his match when he plays Brian Kelly????? Notre Dame was blessed while in Ireland this year and have not lost since they came back. I hope the Fighting Irish have one more win in them. :)

  5. Dan Mace Says:

    toilet paper and Detroit Lions say nothing more. Speaking of Lady Jane’s they run a punt/kick contest at halftime of Lions home games. The contestant attempts to catch two 45 yard punts and kick a 10 yard field goal if they are successful everyone in attendance receives a free haircut by showing your ticket stub within the next week. If they are only successful of 2 of 3 everyone receives a five dollar cut and if they miss all three ………. did someone ask for paper??

  6. Lori Fuchs Says:

    Go Wolverines!!! Enough said:)


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