Out Of My Mind On A Monday Mornin’
Speaking of not loving it, McDonald’s sales were off for the first time in years. Apparently they were too focused on drinks and not their $1 value menu. Their last big hit was McCafe. But don’t worry, the McRib is back this month.
Who decided the width of toilet paper? And who decided the size of the roll? One thing for sure, those rolls keep getting smaller and smaller. Oh, who decides who changes the rolls???
Looks like the only more inept coaching staff than the Spartans is the Lions. I sort of understand college sports but pro sports? Has any Lion’s coach disappointed its fans more than Schwartz? The more amazing thing is that fans aren’t hollering for his departure because they know the real issue is the team’s ownership. Isn’t William Clay Ford the longest loser of any pro sports team owner? Watch how the Lions change when he is no longer the owner.
The Spartans are going to the what bowl? Buffalo Wild Wings? The only thing that I can relate to is slimy fingers going into the slimy mouths and those same fingers doing it 50 times or more. Luckily the game is on at 10:15PM and we won’t have to endure the pain of yet another senseless money grabbing bowl season. Wisconsin in the Rose Bowl? Luckily there will be one good game. And why is it Nick Saban keeps on winning?
More than one million people a day use an indoor tanning salon and the industry does more than $5 billion a year.
Lady Jane’s Haircuts for Men keeps opening new locations and Chad Johnson keeps on advertising $10 haircuts done by women dressed just like guys like them dressed. I clicked on 97.1 online to listen to the game yesterday and up came a photo spread from Maxim. Sex sells and Chad knows that first hand. Ironically, he is also opening up LUV manicure/pedicure studios as well and there is nothing sexy about them but good pricing and good service. Peace Out!
Why would a music video be viewed more than 900 million times?
Pizza is the fastest growing category of fast food. It seems we cannot get enough of it. Actually what’s better than bread and hot cheese?
Is there a must-have Christmas gift this year? It doesn’t appear to be so, and certainly nothing like the Cabbage Patch craze of years ago.
No one remembers who won second place. Certainly Romney knows this, he has virtually disappeared since losing last month.
The day before Christmas should be a national holiday.