Handbags, Shoes and Makeup
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
Loading ...Name 3 items women can’t live without: Handbags, shoes and makeup.
Do you know who invented the first handbag (purse)? Do you know why it’s women’s godforsaken right to carry one anywhere they go outside the home? And do you know why it’s punishable by law for a man to peek into a women’s handbag let alone look inside for something?
Do you know who invented the high heel? The mid heel? The boot? The sandal? The flat toe? The open toe? The flip flop? And who invented 342 colors, patterns, shapes for each season? And do you know why it’s punishable by stomping for a man to ask a woman why they have so many pairs of shoes?
Do you know who invented makeup? Do you know who invented lipstick, lip liner, lip gloss, lip sealer, crème foundation, liquid foundation, powder foundation, mineral foundation, mascara, waterproof mascara, lengthening mascara, eye pencils, eye liner, and the other 99 configurations? And do you know it’s also punishable by law for a man to ask a woman why they have makeup in their purse, on the vanity, in the top drawer, in the second drawer and in a box in their closet?
It will be interesting to see of the 3 items women can’t live without, which one is the most important. I have a hunch and luckily for me, hunches are not yet punishable!
Happy Wednesday!
