Out of My Mind on a Friday Mornin'

1. A hot shower

2. First cup of coffee

3. Clean car

4. Clear garage

5. Full box of Kleenex

6. First sip of cold beer

7. Winning a game

8. A full tank of gas

9. Good pizza

10. Hot fries and cold ketchup

11. Peanuts

12. A perfect game

13. Being in love

14. Making the last payment

15. Friday at 5:00 (It’s 5:00 somewhere)

16. A good night’s sleep

17. A good bookWhat’s worse than:

18. An empty toilet paper roll

19. Being late

20. A phone call at 3:00AM

21. Taking out the garbage after a long day

22. Cleaning the house after a party

23. Getting an unexpected bill in the mail

24. “Hello, this is the IRS”

25. Blue lights flashing behind you

26. Warm soup

27. Women wearing bikinis and men wearing Speedo’s that shouldn’t

28. Your doctor calling you back

29. Any dental appointment

30. Red lights when you are in a hurry

31. Empty gas tank when it’s cold and blustery

32. No A/C on a 90 degree day

33. Forgetting to buy one ingredient when cooking

34. Losing

35. Political campaignsHappy Friday!