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Shapewear Tames Obesity

  1. Bust

  2. Tummy

  3. Butt

  4. Hips

  5. Arms

  6. Legs

  7. Feet

  8. Thighs

  9. Torso

  10. BreastsYou can buy Shapewear in a variety of colors, layer it, wear it inside clothing, wear it outside clothing, wear it by itself and pretty much, cover your body with it. While SPANX is the leading independent producer, global companies such as Maidenform and Jockey have stepped in and now department stores have complete Shapewear sections. I have no idea if this is a trend or fad but leaning towards trend as sales continue to spike up. It’s amazing. Being a guy (oh yes, there is now Shapewear for guys), I am very happy to be married. I can only imagine dating a girl, getting her into the bedroom and well, you know where this is going. Shapewear has done for obesity what Lipitor has done for cholesterol. Looks like you can now have your cheeseburger and fries and look great too! Happy Thursday!


Adam Harris was born in coal country, right in the heart of the Appalachian Mountains. His father, Gregory, worked the mines every day and came home to his best friend, Jim Beam. Gregory had many frie


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